My grand-daddy (S's daddy) has been a little upset lately. You see, he's a nice man who loves decorating the house with his own handicrafts but recently, the grasshoppers that he made out of green ribbon (that stood on places like the tv top and various other locations) started disappearing mysteriously!!
Who kidnapped the grasshopper?!
Being "the nose" in the household, i decided to play sleuth and roped in Sophie (the 18-year-old grandmama Burmese) to be my sidekick. Actually, we already have a suspect in mind but because we lacked evidence, we didn't think it was a good idea to go around accusing others.
One fine day, while everyone was enjoying their siesta, i heard some rustling in the living room and was very sure that the grasshopper-napper was up to her tricks again. Sophie and I acted as fast as we could and finally caught the culprit in the act!!!
Here's the evidence on film:

Sophie, a cat of few words, simply sat in front of Tutti and gave her a disapproving look as if to say, "Grow up, kid!"

That's me, Inspector Chester, with the "grashopper-napper". (Actually i don't really give a damn what she kidnaps, as long as it's not my bone or toys!)

That's me and my sidekick Sophie, finally closing in on the grasshopper-napper, Tutti!!!! GOTCHA TUTTI!
As you can see, Sophie's stare CAN kill. See the shell-shocked expression on Tutti's face, to the extent that she even released the grasshopper without us having to use any force! Let me say this again: Sophie's stare CAN KILL, so don't you dare stare at her if you come over to my place.
Oh, and because of Sophie's killer-stare, it wasn't necessary for me to flash any of my doggy weapons. So there, i went back to doing what i do best - butt sniffing!!! Hee hee!
Anyway, we freed the grasshopper and S returned it to its rightful position (on top of the tv). Of course, Tutti got a earful from S for holding the grasshopper hostage and inflicting serious injuries on it - the grasshopper has since lost his feelers and suffers from a fractured left leg!!!! What an eventful afternoon!!
Before i forget, anyone interested in dating me out for a drink? Oh well, if you wanna score a date with either the man or the woman human, i can lend them to you IF and only IF i don't need them around! It's for a good cause anyway and part of the proceeds go towards SPCA. Call me, babe!!
