Sun: Oh yeah girl I need your input on something.
Moon: Yeah?
Sun: Help me think of a gift for the exchange for the party.
Moon: What the... you're asking ME?????
Sun: Yeah I can only think of aromatherapy shit leh! You know scented candles and stuff!
Moon: Hello I hate gift exchanges! It's fucking retarded!
Sun: OEI I NEED HELP!!!!
Moon: Why you want to bother anyway?? It's a stupid exchange for a stupid party with practically 85% of the people whom you don't know, can't stand and don't wish to know!!
Sun: ...
Moon: And why you even want to waste braincells thinking of what gift to buy?! Aromatherapy will do la!!
Sun: You are so right! I am asking the wrong person!!
Moon: What's the budget anyway???
Sun: $30
Moon: AIYAH GET FERRERO ROCHER LAH!!!!
Sun: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH WHAT?!?!? $30 ON ROCHER?!?! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! For a bunch of queens who scream at the tiniest bit of weight?!
Moon: Precisely that's the fun part!
*more burst of uncontrollable laughter on the other side*

Moon: Besides it's classy what!! Never see the advertisement meh? Arrange in pyramid shape some more!
Sun: Hahahah.. I'm... hahahah... having... hahahahah a stitch at my sides now!
*gales of laughter stops the conversation for at least 3 minutes*
Moon: Hahahah fine if not what?? Godiva chocolate?? Yeah for that budget you will get ONE chocolate!
Sun: And the ribbon will be bigger than the chocolate!!
Moon: So ferrero rocher best!

I had quite a whirlwind of activities with The Best Friend, and pinming  and Kann over the last weekend as it was the bitch's birthday. There are lots I want to write about but it would take too long an entry so I'm going to separate it out into different components. Take Saturday evening for example when we went to see a play The Composer at the Esplanade.

Initially I was quite reluctant to go as I had imagined it to be those with glitsy settings and costumes. I'm not a very theatre person, despite having a theatre director for an ex boyfriend before; it was he who exposed me to this side of the arts actually as I'm more of a paintings and sculptures person.

The play explored the relationships between a man and his wife... and his numerous affairs which culminated in the wife's suicide. The man had other women throwing themselves at him in one way or another, though in honesty he was not exactly a saint either! This sort of struck a parallel with the gay world as we all know... for every one top... you have easily 60 other slutty btms panting for him. Yes now you know I have to catfight with at least 59 other whores to get a single top's attentions!

One of the affair stood out in particular to me, and as well as to The Best Friend and pinming , was that of a woman who slept with the man simply because she wanted sex. At that point you can see the two idiots beside me grinning and winking towards me!

I like her role because it portrays a woman as a confident individual who knows what she wants, minus the obvious morality glare. Sometimes in our endless fight for women's rights and condemning men, we often forget that the female of the species are no different from the males in essence. A woman can be just as ruthless and pragmatic about sex as a man. A woman do not always need to have love before she can have sex.

She clearly does not need a man to validate her, and for that the character resonates to me the most.

Superia 400
Canon A-1



Enjoy.

As you all know, I am getting bored with conventional sex. No matter how many positions you go into, it is essentially the same act over and over again with a few slight variations. So I'm deciding to go into the realms of threesomes and mild bondage/DOM.

However given my tightly wounded up control freak nature, this has proven to be slightly more difficult than I imagine.

Me: I'm bored with normal sex so I wanna try something new lor.
M: Tie you up!
Me: Yes. Well dun tie too much at first. So when?
M: Hahaha serious? I just say only never done this before.
Me: I DUN CARE!! YOU JUST DOMINATE ME!!! I wanna try something new!!!!

Hmmm... yeah... rigggghhtttttt. Somehow I don't think that's being submissive in the very least.

helloooo again! hahah sorry sgsnaps for the last entry.. anw here are some of my pictures from my tumblr, there's lots more there so check it out! and please do follow if you like em! more will be up soon.. chinatown tomorrow!:D

http://locallad.tumblr.com  




more pictures here:  locallad.tumblr.com

Quite seriously, I've never been or felt so insulted before in my entire life. Whether or not if the top likes it this way or the other... you do realise most if not all btms don't like to hear that, regardless of whether its true or not. It's incredibly insulting to tell a btm that... at least to me.

And worse of all, you tell me that while still FUCKING ME??????? MAYBE COS YOU HAVE A SMALL ONE AND I'M MORE USED TO BIGGER ONES????

I never once complained, commented or passed judgment about yours, and you just simply say it... WITH THAT EXPRESSION OF TRYING TO DIG FOR GOLD even!!! That pissed me off even more so much!!!!

I think it's best just go back to being normal casual friends. The fucking shall effectively stop now since obviously the Suez Canal and the overhead bridge do not match.

Fan: You free tomorrow?
Me: Yeah should be. Why?
Fan: Miss your ass!
Me: Cool!

The thing that always puzzles me is how some people can lay claim that they are top or btm, but yet don't do penetration sex.

Seriously!

How can you possibly qualify as a top if you don't top someone????? Similarly if you've never been fucked, how can you be a btm? Telling me you are femme, sissy, crossdress, wanna be a woman blah blah blah doesn't count. Top and btm is the very nature of your sexual role. It's not your personality and characteristics!!!

Plenty of such retards out there unfortunately.

If you don't fuck, please fuck off and don't waste my time. Cuddling is NOT SEX!!!! Neither ORAL sex constitute as full sex! I ask, want... no... DEMAND to be fucked!



P.S. Oh don't get me started on those "flexs" too!

Good morning! Enjoy.

I had a really interesting conversation with a friend, who prefer to remain nameless... what is up with people and secrecy these days!? Fashionable eh? Oh yeah so anyway yes this friend remarked that since our community is so small, there is a very good and high chance of your ex date(s) or someone you had fucked with before could very well be one of your friend's friend!

I know it's probably true but I haven't really encounter this much yet, especially with regards to fucks. You see I tend to fuck with people who are out of the social circle, very atypical heartlander type, non-scene type, closeted freaks... well you get the idea! Until recently, I don't have a single person on my LJ and FB list that I fucked with before. I don't have a habit of being sociable to my fucks, and the very idea of adding one of them can create all sorts of problems for me, given my propensity for writing about them!

Dates, and ex boyfriends wise, I also too only have also very very few on my list as I'm not the sort to remain friends after things have soured. Didn't work out or broke up? Okay then please fuck off from my life. I don't wish to see, hear and read and know anything about you. You are simply persona non grata to me. That is why only Mr Big is my actual friend, and another ex on FB whom I only exchange a few politically correct and polite messages, out of my numerous exes and dates.

How do you guys handle dates/exes/fucks in your list or within your immediate circle? Isn't it akin to like shitting in your own backyard? Any potential fallout could lead to a big messy drama with so and so taking so and so's sides... etc.

MSN doesn't count as that is your own personal list; I have an entire category devoted to my fucks!

So in a roundabout way, how many of you have dates and fucks in your LJ and FB friends list? If you have... how many do you have? You don't have to divulge who they are... a mere number will do! :P

I'll start with me to be fair.

Dates/Exes on LJ = None
Dates/Exes on FB = 2

Fucks on LJ = None
Fucks on FB = 1

Come come share share dun shy shy!

He turned up as we had arranged, this time in a tank top and Capri pants, looking so cute that I could have eaten him on the spot! This time round we didn’t indulge in much talk as the icehymen had already been broken the day before. And seriously he is the first FB I ever had that I indulged in so much kissing!

“ So is Mr Happy happy today?” I teased in between bouts of our snogging.

“ Why don’t you find out for yourself?” he replied impishly.

I felt my way down and then grinned, “ I think he’s quite happy today.”

( Read on... )

The last entry posed quite a challenge for me. A rather difficult and potentially disastrous challenge.

It was my very first time in writing one of my infamous entries with someone who is actually reading my blog. I hesitated when he said that it is okay by him if I write about us, and I have to admit... I spent at least the first ten minutes staring at my computer screen at the beginning!

I'm highly conscious and worried about offending him so much that the first half of the entry became tamed. It lacked the usual punch normally goes along with my such entries. Halfway through it, subconsciously my natural self asserted and that's why the latter portion looks out of place with the front part.

People noticed the change immediately and I was bombarded by messages telling me that while it lacked the typical fire I usually possess. Even he said so himself, and he encouraged me to go all out!

Him: Yeah I want you to unleash the beast within!
Me: Ok. Fuck me again on Friday so I have material to work on!
Him: Sure!

:D

I will. No holding back now.

Thanks!

A "fan" today paid me an enormous tribute!

( Read on... )