
Moon: Yeah?
Sun: Help me think of a gift for the exchange for the party.
Moon: What the... you're asking ME?????
Sun: Yeah I can only think of aromatherapy shit leh! You know scented candles and stuff!
Moon: Hello I hate gift exchanges! It's fucking retarded!
Sun: OEI I NEED HELP!!!!
Moon: Why you want to bother anyway?? It's a stupid exchange for a stupid party with practically 85% of the people whom you don't know, can't stand and don't wish to know!!
Sun: ...
Moon: And why you even want to waste braincells thinking of what gift to buy?! Aromatherapy will do la!!
Sun: You are so right! I am asking the wrong person!!
Moon: What's the budget anyway???
Sun: $30
Moon: AIYAH GET FERRERO ROCHER LAH!!!!
Sun: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH WHAT?!?!? $30 ON ROCHER?!?! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! For a bunch of queens who scream at the tiniest bit of weight?!
Moon: Precisely that's the fun part!
*more burst of uncontrollable laughter on the other side*
Sun: Hahahah.. I'm... hahahah... having... hahahahah a stitch at my sides now!
*gales of laughter stops the conversation for at least 3 minutes*
Moon: Hahahah fine if not what?? Godiva chocolate?? Yeah for that budget you will get ONE chocolate!
Sun: And the ribbon will be bigger than the chocolate!!
Moon: So ferrero rocher best!
1 comment | Leave a comment









annoyed






